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Wednesday, September 24, 2008


.....this site is currently under construction. If you wish to view any Dung Beetle Biker related issues, please visit the Dung Beetle Biker forum.

The Creed

Sunday, September 21, 2008

I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding.

I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so.

I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone.

My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself.

I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well-being.

I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn it's limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an invincible team.

I do not fear death. I will, however, do all possible to avoid death prematurely. Fear is the enemy, not death. Fear on the highway leads to death, therefore I will not let fear be my master. I will master it.

My machines will outlive me. Therefore, they are my legacy. I will care for them for future bikers to cherish as I have cherished them, whoever they may be.

I do not ride to gain attention, respect, or fear from those that do NOT ride, nor do I wish to intimidate or annoy them. For those that do not know me, all I wish from them is to ignore me. For those that desire to know me, I will share with them the truth of myself, so that they might understand me and not fear others like me.

I will never be the aggressor on the highway. However, should others fuck with me, their aggression will be dealt with in as severe manner as I can cast upon them.

I will show respect to other bikers more experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will learn from them all I can. However, if my respect is not acknowledged or appreciated, it will end.

I will not show disrespect to other bikers less experienced or knowledgeable than I am. I will teach them what I can. However, if they show me disrespect, they will be bitch-slapped.

It will be my task to mentor new riders, that so desire, into the lifestyle of the biker, so that the breed shall continue. I shall instruct them, as I have been instructed by those before me. I shall preserve and honor traditions of bikers before me, and I will pass them on unaltered.

I will not judge other bikers on their choice of machine, their appearance, or their profession. I will judge them only on their conduct as bikers. I am proud of my accomplishments as a biker, though I will not flaunt them to others. If they ask, I will share them.

I will stand ready to help any other bikers that truly needs my help. I will never ask another biker to do for me what I can do for myself. I am not a part-time biker. I am a biker when, and where-ever I go. I am proud to be a biker, and hide my chosen lifestyle from no one. I ride because I love freedom, independence, and the movement of the ground beneath me. But most of all, I ride to better understand myself, my machine, the lands in which I ride, and to seek out and know other bikers like myself.

About Us.....

Saturday, September 20, 2008

To me .... I look at the DungBeetleBiker logo and feel I identify with it. By "identify" I mean .....

Thick skinned. Can give a little ribbing, but also take a little. I don't go crying off to Mumma if someone says something that gets up my antennae.

Shit eating. Same deal as thick skinned I guess. yep, I can "eat" what you dungbeetles serve up to me.

Environmentally friendly. I can turn that crap into useful life giving manure. That is what dungbeetles do. So, brother, lay the crap on me. Cause I will make good of it.

Bike lover. Whether, you ride, pillion, ogle, dribble, hang ya tongue out like a dog on a ute. As long as you lovem, nothing else matters.

Yep ...... that logo says it all.

Like a national flag .... love it or leave it.

Charli

Links

Weather...
Weather Radar - check where those storms are headed in South-East Queensland
Maps...
MotoWhere - a great bike specific site on which you can plot, save and share your routes
Technical...
How Motorcycles Work - an interesting look at the design details of motorcycles
Motorcycle Repair Manuals - if you are looking for a manual, check this site
Motorcycle Suspension Set-Up - how to configure your suspension correctly
Motorcycle Chain Maintenance - useful for some of us whom are still running chains
Imperial - Metric Conversion - metric to imperial conversions
Bolt & Nut Information - how fasteners are identified
Tyre Size Calculator - calculates various aspects of a tyre given its size specification
Other Forums...
GSX1400.org
Software...
Freeware Uitlities - lots of freeware utilities for you to download
Humour...
Darwin Awards - honoring those who improve the species...by accidentally removing themselves from it!

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